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Apr192016
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KASICH SAMPLES LOWER EAST VILLAGE HEROIN TO WOO NEW YORK VOTERS ON NIGHT BEFORE PRIMARY.

KASICH SAMPLES LOWER EAST VILLAGE HEROIN TO WOO NEW YORK VOTERS ON NIGHT BEFORE PRIMARY.

Trying To Woo Voters, Kasich Samples Everything From Local Cuisine to Lower East Village Heroin. NEW YORK, NY — After eating what seems to be nearly every neighborhood culinary offering, up and down throughout New York’s five boroughs, Republican presidential candidate, John Kasich, stopped by…

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Mar052016
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SANDERS’ BOLD CLAIM: “MY HANDS ARE BIGGER THAN HILLARY’S AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.”

SANDERS’ BOLD CLAIM: “MY HANDS ARE BIGGER THAN HILLARY’S AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.”

In What’s Seen As A Shift Toward The General Election Sanders Boasts of Large Hands As A Pathway To Victory. BURLINGTON, VT — In a surprise move by the Sanders Campaign, they are claiming Bernie Sanders’ hand size, that is “unquestionably bigger than Hillary Clinton’s”…

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Jan082016
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EXCLAMATION POINT LEAVING JEB BUSH CAMPAIGN. — Jeb! Will Now Be Known Simply As Jeb.

EXCLAMATION POINT LEAVING JEB BUSH CAMPAIGN. — Jeb! Will Now Be Known Simply As Jeb.

Influential Exclamation Point Leaves the Struggling Bush Campaign In Yet Another Shakeup. MIAMI, Fla. — As another sign of decline within the sputtering Jeb Bush Republican presidential campaign, the Exclamation Point from the Jeb! logo says he’ll be stepping down from his role as Sole…

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Jun182015
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RACHEL DOLEZAL IDENTIFIES AS ‘LINC’ OF MOD SQUAD. — Finding a ‘Fro She Could Call Home.

RACHEL DOLEZAL IDENTIFIES AS ‘LINC’ OF MOD SQUAD. — Finding a ‘Fro She Could Call Home.

Controversial Former N.A.A.C.P. Leader Reveals New Identity To “Settle Into” Moving Forward. SPOKANE, Wash. — Amid swirling controversy, Rachel Dolezal, who recently stepped down as Spokane Chapter President of the N.A.A.C.P. for claiming to be a black woman although born Caucasian, has announced that she…

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Feb122015
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YOU WON’T HAVE O’REILLY TO KICK AROUND… WAIT — O’Reilly’s Talking Points Meltdown.

YOU WON’T HAVE O’REILLY TO KICK AROUND… WAIT — O’Reilly’s Talking Points Meltdown.

O’Reilly stops Inapplicable Analogy Mid-sentence During Talking Points Memo Meltdown. NEW YORK, NY — Realizing he was making an inapplicable analogy, Bill O’Reilly twice stopped himself mid-sentence and angrily cut to a commercial while commenting on Jon Stewart’s retiring from The Daily Show. The cable…

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Feb092015
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CANNONBALL CLOWN CLAIM FINAL STRAW — Williams Steps Down For Good.

CANNONBALL CLOWN CLAIM FINAL STRAW — Williams Steps Down For Good.

Fabricated “human-cannonball clown” story forces Williams to step down permanently from the NBC Nightly News anchor chair. ROCKEFELLER PLAZA, NY – Effective immediately, Brian Williams will resign from the NBC Nightly News broadcast, he said in a press release late Sunday evening. The resignation follows a…

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Jan302015
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NO BREAD-BAG REPUBLICAN — In 2016, Mitt Romney Won’t Run. Here’s Why

NO BREAD-BAG REPUBLICAN — In 2016, Mitt Romney Won’t Run. Here’s Why

Pressed on his decision not to run, Mitt Romney admits artisan bread bags “made of paper” won’t offer sufficient protection in rainstorms. WASHINGTON D.C. – During a phone call with donors and supporters, Mitt Romney said he will not be seeking election in the 2016…

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Jun252014
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  • Have a cuppa' tea, mate.

    Have a cuppa' tea, mate.

  • Rick Nash doin' the Monster Nash.

    Rick Nash doin' the Monster Nash.

  • Larry Grano brought a musicality to the drums not often seen.

    Larry Grano brought a musicality to the drums not often seen.

  • Colin you play some mean harp, man.

    Colin you play some mean harp, man.

  • Feeding the Pro Tools 2-inch tape took extra spaghetti.

    Feeding the Pro Tools 2-inch tape took extra spaghetti.

  • The Magician pullin' rabbits outta' hats all day long.

    The Magician pullin' rabbits outta' hats all day long.

  • Pedro scoping out the big picture.

    Pedro scoping out the big picture.

  • Taylin Rae adds backing vocals.

    Taylin Rae adds backing vocals.

  • Rick Schmidt on lap steel geetar.

    Rick Schmidt on lap steel geetar.

  • Mr. Alan Sanderson at the helm.

    Mr. Alan Sanderson at the helm.

  • Shh. Grano's having a blissful moment.

    Shh. Grano's having a blissful moment.

  • That thar is from the heart, man.

    That thar is from the heart, man.

  • Always antics in the control room.

    Always antics in the control room.

THE NEVER ENDING PAGEANT — In the Studio, Recording, Making Tea and Drinking with Colin Clyne

These sessions highlight Colin’s songwriting and collaboration with a talented team on both sides of the glass. Working with longtime friend and producer, Alan Sanderson, these two Scottish mates have created an album ranging from haunting to biting to supremely beautiful. Colin was fond of…

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